Mr. Clunkers

Mr. Clunkers in all his glory.

Top ten reasons to buy a shih tzu:
10. Because you couldn't find a roommate.
9. Because you're not ready to have kids yet.
8. Highly intelligent and trainable.
7. To have someone to play and wrestle with.
6. Because they seem to know what you are saying to them.
5. To have a puppy to lick your tears.
4. You want a dog who will greet anyone who comes to your door.
3. To have a small enough puppy who you can snuggle with.
2. To have a loving and cuddly companion.
1. Fluffy.